knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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