Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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fruit salad?

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She said no

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

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