what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Sarah Palin

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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42, that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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