Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Women's rights

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69

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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leon harney ya pikey

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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These Jokes suck.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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your moms my other ride

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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