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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Your mom.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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