Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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That's what she didn't say

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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