why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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