- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Catholicism.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

i have two hands.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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