What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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