- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit