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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Psychics.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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