How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Like this joke, bitch.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Where do you live? In a house

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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