what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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