Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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this is not an anti joke

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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VAGINA.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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