Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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