why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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GINGER PEOPLE

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Rebecca Black

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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