My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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bees knees

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Anti Joke

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