- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Poop swing

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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