- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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