what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Cripples are lame.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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