Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What black and has children A black man

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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