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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Your grandma's cookies.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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