bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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yes... that's the joke

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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