Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

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