whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Canadians

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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