What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Donald Trump.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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children burning

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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