- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

split your ass cheek

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

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