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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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