- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.