a man is running away

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

My kids are mistakes.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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