What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Knock knock. Racism.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

At least I dont have AIDS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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