Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

politically correct!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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