What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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The Game

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Justin's humor

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Anti Joke

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