- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

why was the boy sad? because.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

And Stephen Hawking said.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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