knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Yo mama's fat.

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gay marriage.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Women's rights...

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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