How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Women's rights.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

whats brown and sticky? shit

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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