Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Cheese stick

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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whats 69+2? 71

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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all these jokes suck ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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