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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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