What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Gorden Brown.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Justin's hair

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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