What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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i am and me is i

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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