How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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