Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Women's Rights

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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