- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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