why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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