What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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