- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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