- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Reading books

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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