- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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