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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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