- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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