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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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