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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

CAVE JOHNSON.

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