What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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