What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Ken wins!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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