- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

penis

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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