What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

giddy goat

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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