Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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THE END.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Reading books

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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gay marriage.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Women's rights...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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