What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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