Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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a horse nibbled a baby

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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