- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Poop...

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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