How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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