why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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