your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Basically copying you.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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