- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Womens rights !

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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