A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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balls

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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