why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

josh roberts got the d in geog

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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