Knock, knock. Come in.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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