I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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