- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Donald Trump

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Blake wilkeys hair style

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Anti Joke

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