- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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