Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Butt poop.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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